Barry Glitter – The ship’s glitzy entertainer.
With sparkly jacket and tight trousers, Barry is dynamite on or off the stage.
Wanda Lust – The voluptuous Austrian masseusse
Wanda’s uniform dress is more of a tunic really, and certainly shows of her legs to any would be customers.
May West – The lifeguard.
Always in a swimsuit and shorts, May really is a sight for sore eyes.
Fifi Galores – One of Barry Glitter’s chorus girls
With sequins and feathers a plenty, Fifi really makes the most of her wonderful figure.
Sylvester Stillstoned – The ramboistic barman who will happily serve you anything on the “Rockys”.
A barman you’ll never forget, even if you want to, Slyvester tries to make a lasting impression by leaving his top buttons undone to show off his masculine chest.
Walter Ski – The hunky Australian water sports instructor.
In wetsuit or lycra, Walter is always a hit with the ladies.
Trikki Shuffles – The ship’s glamorous croupier.
With body hugging dresses and manicured nails, Trikki really gets the bets rolling in at the top tables.
Rusty Crankshaft – The MV Tipanic’s greasy chief engineer.
Always in his greasy boiler suit, Rusty is never without his trusty wrench.
Al Fresco – Swedish chef responsible for beachside barbecues.
In regulation kitchen whites Al manages to juggle all of his catering ingredients, even the rubber chickens.
Tilly Operator – The dithering Cypriot shop attendant.
Behind a till all day, Tilly is rarely seen out of her shop’s uniform.
Lola Lilo – The incredibly plain but chatty pool attendant.
In shorts and T-shirt Lola is always hanging around the sun loungers trying to interest the customers in deck quoits.
Herr Cutt – The German barber.
With portly figure and slicked hair, Herr Cutt is not the sort of man you’d like to meet strolling around deck, especially if he’s running with his scissors!