Ma Scapone – The Matriarch of the Scapone family
Larger than life and in floral clothing, Ma has never really moved with the times and is still often found in her kitchen stirring bolognaise sauce whenever the family come to visit.
Rick Otta – Al Scapone’s right hand man
With sleek hair and pencil moustache Rick may look respectable in his tux, but he is never without his side arm, leg arm, rear waistband arm, up the sleeve arm…
Francesca Pancetta – Opera singer
Beautifully dressed in a stunning evening gown, Francesca’s dark eyes and fulsome lips have proved a strong temptation for many a man -fortunately her family have always been there to see off any unsuitable suitors!
Toni Calzone – Scapone’s muscles
With a body builder’s physique clearly visible under his loosely fitting tux, it is easy to see why Toni became Scapone’s “Mr Fix-it” Even among family Toni’s trusty violin case is never very far away.
Margarita Pizza – Scapone’s ditzy niece
Young, enthusiastic and flirtatious, Margarita always dresses dangerously in low cut ruffling blouses and short skirts, luring in many unsuspecting men – which are then deemed unsuitable and consequently disposed of by her protective Uncle.
Nicky De’Lott – Scapone’s accountant
A thin, slicked, weasel of a man, Nicky is always seen clutching his calculator, and like the rest of the gang, he too wears a tux -although his are always custom made.
Connie Chiglie – Scapone’s girlfriend
Connie has always been desirable, and has been a temptation to many, wearing clothing that accentuates her curves and reveals just enough to tantalise!
Mickey Spirelli – Scapone’s cousin
Shifty and prone to violence, or at least sudden flashes of rage, Mickey wears his tux with a difference- he looks good! (And he knows it!)
Ann Maretto – Club singer
A distant relative of Scapone’s, Ann has a sensuous voice and a great body to match it! She’s usually seen in a very slinky number.
Franc Fusilli – Barman
With black shirt and trousers Franc is used to working behind the bar, enjoys the banter and knows all the cocktail-shaker moves.
Penny Pasta – Scapone’s quiet niece
Bookish and reserved Penny is very unlike any of her cousins, wearing dull drab clothing and thick glasses.
Roberto Rigatoni – Scapone’s left hand man
A mirror image of Rick Otta, Roberto sometimes looks alike too, and definitely has the same penchant for firearms!