Joan Bollins – The bride to be
Once again it looks as though this diamond encrusted, glitzy star of stage and screen has failed in marriage.
Seymour Films – Film Director
Taking a short break from filming his latest blockbluster, Seymour is happy to direct any activity with or without his loud hailer.
Lucinda Marbles – Crazy Aunt
Dragged out of her retirement home for the weekend Lucinda is thoroughly enjoying herself, and the gin.
Mike Dupp – Sound FX coordinator
There’s no better way to say it: this man’s a geek! But the noises he can make with the oddest things are truly amazing!
Chloe Zonanoff – Model
With beautiful tan, and a smile for every camera, Chloe is the life and soul of any party, and stunning on the catwalk.
Tony Deff – Gondolier
Tony cuts a fantastic figure in his striped traditional gondolier’s shirt, waistcoat and tight trousers. Just don’t ask him to sing – you’ll regret it!
Zoë Prano – Wedding Singer
With a voice like an angel, Zoë dresses to match, wearing floating dresses and a serene expression.
Aaron Ageestring – Guitarist
With long hair and glasses Aaron seems to be a bit behind the times in flares and sandals; but he plays well enough.
Ivor Kit – Drummer
Enthusiastic about drums, Ivor rarely wears anything that could be considered appropriate at a wedding, and in is often found tapping out an irritating beat on any available surface.
Iona Kamara – Photographer
With a camera around her neck, and in a business suit, weddings (or murders for that matter) are all simply business for Iona.
Ben Aroundabit – The first of Joan Bollins’ many ex-husbands
In expensive tuxedo and waving currency at any passing waiter, it is easy to see how Ben managed to remarry so quickly.
Wanda Aroundabit – Ben’s wife and Personal Assistant
In smart business suit or fancy gown, Wanda is totally devoted to Ben and caters for his every whim.